Sit Liam, good doggie.
Liam, Liam why won’t they let me play at war properly?
Well David you must do it right.
But it’s not fair. That Tony and George went off having war’s all over the place.
Yes David, but it wasn’t right.
Can I play with some tanks and soldiers Liam?
No David, you know the rules.
It’s not fair, IT’S NOT FAIR!!
Don’t shout David, there’s a good boy.
Fetch Liam, Sit! Liam, good doggie.
Everyone tells me what I cannot do.
Yes they do David.
Fetch Liam! Walk Liam! Sit Liam! good doggie.
Can I have some more aeroplanes Liam?
Well David you have broken them all, no Nimrod’s, no Harriers, lots of scraped Tornadoes and the Typhoon’s havent any spare parts. Perhaps you can ask the other children for some of theirs.
They are all scaredy cats, only Nicholas will play, but he has only got WW2 planes, they are falling to pieces.
Walk Liam! Sit Liam! good doggie.
They are all against me Liam, they say Mohamar is bad, but they won’t talk to me or play games, blow people up, kill them, it’s just like play station. Bang, bang, kerboom!
Walk Liam! good doggie.
Can I let those Arab children have some of my tanks Liam?
Oh go on, let me, just send them some, then we can play proper war!
Fetch Liam! Sit! Liam, good doggie.
That Barrak, he won’t play anymore. He has gone home with all his soldiers and planes, say’s he want’s to play but I don’t think he likes me!
Everyone likes you David,
Fetch! Liam, Walk! Liam, Sit! Liam, good doggie.
If this was a computer game I would have killed them all.
Yes David, but it’s not, so you will have to make do with real people.
Walk! Liam, good doggie.