Psst. Psst. Want to buy a tank?
Want to buy a tank?
How about a Nimrod, going cheap.
Yeah, brand new, good price.
Where did you get it?
Well you know, a friend of a friend. Ask no questions, know what I mean. How about some heavy artillery, recoilless rifle, some good quality gear.
What sort of price?
A nice discount for you.
Yes but where do these come from, got a supplier?
OK keep this under your hat, the Ministry of Defence is letting me have some equipment they no longer require, plus bits and bobs they sort of lose, it’s a book-keeping exercise.
Is that legal?
Of course! It’s been going on for years, they mislay things on a regular basis and most items end up in my warehouse, how about an Aircraft Carrier hardly used, plus some harriers. What do you say.
Alright I will have the lot, a bulk price?
Can you deliver?
Yes, where too?