The Conservative Party
We believe in a strong Britain inside a strong Europe supporting same-sex marriage the reason we are doing this is because a large number of our M. P. s are gay who like the politics of Europe mainly Swedish and Dutch party’s who lean to the right and swing to the left.
We are strong supporters of High Speed 2 because as a country we are totally broke but can spend billions on this one project. We can waste money by cancelling projects and then reinstating them. Like delaying an aircraft carrier then pushing it forward, or cancelling the aircraft for the carrier then re-ordering them.
We have cut public spending but ring fenced the big budget departments, thus proving we can cut budgets and increase spending all at the same time. This proves we are a truly British Party. Incompetent managers, who can change our minds at the drop of a hat, apart from George of course, who doesn’t have a mind.
The Provisional Conservative Party
We are totally opposed to Britain being part of the European Project. We want nothing to do with an integrated political system or monetary union or those Foreigners telling us what to do. In fact we have a total dislike of foreigners, they should all be banned from entering Britain. They come here and steal all of our jobs, sponge off the social services, get their children educated and free health care.
We are completely opposed to High Speed 2 it will destroy our beautiful British countryside without any economic benefits. Plus they will only employ Poles and other eastern Europeans, no British will get a job. What difference does it make if the Northerners cannot travel south, so what, I don’t want trains roaring through my country estate.
We need to get to grips with government spending, get rid of all these ring fences and do some proper cuts. The government is full of communists, and as for same-sex marriage that has got to be stopped now! Read the Bible, see what God says, it is total damnation for all. Margaret Thatcher would have put a stop to it, she must be turning in her grave.
The Liberal Democrat Party
I like Dave, he turns me on and kisses delightfully
The Labour Party
Hmm, ahm, what I want to say is…. now let me think. Ahm, I suppose, or perhaps, no that wouldn’t do. What could happen is… no that isn’t any good either. But you wait and see, we will show you, the next election, yes, you will see…..
© Michael Douglas Bosc