There Now Follows a Party Political Broadcast

The Conservative Party

We believe in a strong Britain inside a strong Europe supporting same-sex marriage the reason we are doing this is because a large number of our M. P. s are gay who like the politics of Europe mainly Swedish and Dutch party’s who lean to the right and swing to the left.

We are strong supporters of High Speed 2 because as a country we are totally broke but can spend billions on this one project.  We can waste money by cancelling projects and then reinstating them. Like delaying an aircraft carrier then pushing it forward, or cancelling the aircraft for the carrier then re-ordering them.

We have cut public spending but ring fenced the big budget departments, thus proving we can cut budgets and increase spending all at the same time. This proves we are a truly British Party. Incompetent managers, who can change our minds at the drop of a hat, apart from George of course, who doesn’t have a mind.

The Provisional Conservative Party

We are totally opposed to Britain being part of the European Project. We want nothing to do with an integrated political system or monetary union or those Foreigners telling us what to do. In fact we have a total dislike of foreigners, they should all be banned from entering Britain. They come here and steal all of our jobs, sponge off the social services, get their children educated and free health care.

We are completely opposed to High Speed 2 it will destroy our beautiful British countryside without any economic benefits. Plus they will only employ Poles and other eastern Europeans, no British will get a job. What difference does it make if the Northerners cannot travel south, so what, I don’t want trains roaring through my country estate.

We need to get to grips with government spending, get rid of all these ring fences and do some proper cuts. The government is full of communists, and as for same-sex marriage that has got to be stopped now! Read the Bible, see what God says, it is total damnation for all. Margaret Thatcher would have put a stop to it, she must be turning in her grave.

The Liberal Democrat Party

I like Dave, he turns me on and kisses delightfully

The Labour Party

Hmm, ahm, what I want to say is…. now let me think. Ahm, I suppose, or perhaps, no that wouldn’t do. What could happen is… no that isn’t any good either.  But you wait and see, we will show you, the next election, yes, you will see…..

© Michael Douglas Bosc

About michaeldouglasbosc

I am retired and live with my wife on a small olive finca in the middle of a forest in the mountains of Spain in Catalonya. I served 9years in the armed services, am an engineer and because of my love of navy sailing ships a naval historian of the 1700-1800's, plus the author of 10 books. When I retired I started writing adult books my first being A Soldiers Wind. Then came Stanley's story again adult books such was his life. Another book on life in the 1950's this very much an adult book. I have now returned to my love of the sea and my latest navy book 'A Plymouth Story' follows the life of Dr James Blackstock. But Clearing In The Forest is an historical fantasy set in the middle ages at the end of King Johns reign. All the books are published on Kindle and Create a Space in paperback. I have worked all my life and for relaxation I sailed a coastal yacht for many years, but deep inside me was a writer waiting to get out. So when I retired I started writing I find story telling both relaxing and - for me - a pleasure.
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