I am so desperate to stay in power somebody please help me!!
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Mini Me Party.
“So you will promise anything in the election campaign Mr Clegg“?
“Anything! If it’s the SNP we will get rid of Trident, if it’s Labour we will tax rich people and if it’s the Tories we will expand private enterprise.”
“And then break all your promises“?
“Yes of course, that is what you do to keep your sticky fingers on power. We have done it before and we will do it again.”
“So you have no scruples“?
“Scruples! are you stupid? do you know what real power is like, people bowing and scraping to get in your good books, I would sell my grandmother to stay in power. I don’t care about the electorate or what they want, it’s all about being number one or Number two, and that’s me, I am a number two’s….”
VOTE FOR THAT!!!!
© Michael Douglas Bosc